LOTS of funnies (thurs-mon)
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No matter how much of a hurry you're in, take the time to tie your laces. Falling down a flight of stairs when you trip will make you even later, tear a hole in your pants, and really, really hurt. #LFMF
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Wasabi looks just like guacamole. It does not taste just like guacamole. #LFMF
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When your mother visits, the embarrassment of an unmade bed is nothing compared to the embarrassment of flinging back the covers to reveal your dildo. #LFMF
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When showing your mom how 'super dark!' your bedroom is with your new curtains, remember to put away the glow in the dark condoms your boyfriend bought first. It will be awkward. #LFMF
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If you used the famous scary soundtrack from 'Psycho', be sure to delete it from your mobile phone's music player. It's not funny to hear it while taking a shower. #LFMF
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When you can't get your contact lenses out of your eyes, you should consider the possibility that you already took them out half an hour ago. #LFMF
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DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT TO COME.. .i have to run to the bank.
dont think there's gonna be time for tfln and fml's today.
