OK... so think of weird medical things that happen to people and then just know that strange thing has probably happened to me... I swear there is something wrong with me... So I go to get my armpit ultrasound and after the woman scans both armpits and both my boobs she looks at me goes 'You have the most dense breast tissue I have ever seen'
Ummmm yeah, I'm sorry, what the FRICK does that mean????
Basically I have the heaviest boobs in the world. Not big boobs, just heavy boobs....
Anywayyyyyyy.... back to the scan... she said it LOOKS like I just have extra breast tissue in my armpit. (W T F. Who does that happen to??!?!?!?!) And she thinks I just have an abnormally large armpit. FABULOUS. I think what she meant to say is that I have a third boob in my armpit.
But I'll know more by the middle of next week.
runnerbride1023
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Sounds like the results you were hoping for!! Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
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Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
good news!!!
GR2010
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Sounds like the results you were hoping for!! Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
Seriously. That would be no good in a strapless wedding dress!
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Good news!!
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Sounds like the results you were hoping for!! Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
OMG Rachel that was effing hilarious!!!
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Sounds like the results you were hoping for!! Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
but to the OP good thing its nothing serious!
barbtony
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Good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats - sorry about the third boob though!!!!!!!
Meggeese
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ha ha ha ... yes....thank God it's ok .. but that is funny
Sounds like the results you were hoping for!! Good thing your third boob didn't come with an extra nipple!
Seriously. That would be no good in a strapless wedding dress!
HAHA!
thank god it is nothing serious
nanpink
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great news!
Future Mrs H
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so glad its nothing serious!!
Clover23
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well that's good news. hopefully the extra boob doesn't start lactating on you though.
JayBee216
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Gina - glad everything is A-OK
Rachel -
DWKSwed
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That was the funniest explanation ever, glad to hear you are okay!!
Becca2010
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I'd rather have a third boob than something a lot worse!
Plus, wasn't it Al bundy who said all women should have a third boob on their backs for dancing? I know this isnt on your back, but you have a third boob! You are the ultimate male fantasy!!!
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lmaooooooooo. well we can send u to somalia to feed a small village if we needed to.
