Mad Wife Disease.....Cute Joke!!

MAD WIFE DISEASE

He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up
magazine.

'Ouch!! What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with
the name Mary Lou written on it,' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the
horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm so sorry,' she said. 'I should have known
there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she
walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron
skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'Now what was that for?' She
replied, 'Your horse called'.