'manties' really bothered DH

Like, a lot. Especially while we attempted to fold laundry together and I threw each pair at his head, saying manties in a sing-song.

I think that he'll divorce me before the 1 year anni if I do that again.

so say panties. divorce overted.

who needs Dr Phil when you have me.



I went through a phase where I tried to get Vic to wear my panties. For no other reason than it would make me laugh. But I pretended like I thought it was hott. He wouldn't do it. Just wouldn't. I really, really tried.

A few times, after I knocked him out with my super sexy moves - I tried to shimmy them up while he was sleeping. He always woke up.

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That's the funniest sh1t I've heard in a long *** time.

I think I would divorce you two too if I was them!

But I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who tortures their DH.

If I 'fold' my tongue, it shoots drops of saliva out of my saliva ducts. They go pretty far too, a couple of feet.

So I use it as a last resort in play fighting when I want to win. DH says it's equal to spitting. I just think it's fun to watch his face when I open my mouth to do it.

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Posted by greenfreak

I think I would divorce you two too if I was them!

But I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who tortures their DH.

If I 'fold' my tongue, it shoots drops of saliva out of my saliva ducts. They go pretty far too, a couple of feet.

So I use it as a last resort in play fighting when I want to win. DH says it's equal to spitting. I just think it's fun to watch his face when I open my mouth to do it.

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wow, cool 'weapon'!

Isn't there a lizard or something that does something similar?

You could maybe go on Letterman!

There's a snake that spits poison...

Just call me Poison Ivy.

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Posted by greenfreak

There's a snake that spits poison...

Just call me Poison Ivy.

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Poison Ivy. Yes, I see a whole costume developing around that....hmmm......I think Letterman really could be in your future...