Marriage (joke)

Marriage Quotes......lol

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of 'rings':
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

here is one more I found...lol

The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?'

His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life.'

The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'