Married for Eternity
'A Couple for Eternity'
On their way to get married, a young couple is
involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows
up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go
find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer.. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that 'if' they were allowed to get married in Heaven, 'should' they get
married? (with the eternal aspect of it all). 'What if it doesn't work out?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together FOREVER?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'You CAN get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to
find a lawyer?
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On their way to get married, a young couple is
involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows
up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go
find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer.. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that 'if' they were allowed to get married in Heaven, 'should' they get
married? (with the eternal aspect of it all). 'What if it doesn't work out?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together FOREVER?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'You CAN get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to
find a lawyer?
