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Mastercard Wedding

TnOiOnL Posted:

Mastercard Wedding

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father - in - law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said 'F-- you!' Then he turned to his bride and said 'F--you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge - making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and the best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in fron of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church ells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's' face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the bride humping the best man; Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
giggles62 Posted:

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NF622 Posted:

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Wow...thats nuts.

Hilarious though
prettyprincess07 Posted:

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I saw this before and you know what it still makes me laugh!!!!
snowcat Posted:

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ooooo that is so horribly wonderful!
onelove1 Posted:

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I heard that one before. . .that's hysterical
leshellem Posted:

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i HEARD THIS BEFORE AS WELL, THE MASTERCARD VERSION IS AWESOME

OrangeGrl Posted:

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OH MAN!!!! He was HAD, then she was HAD...gotta love dutch door action!!!

JennyJim Posted:

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that is GREAT!

rojerono Posted:

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I like the Mastercard version of this joke! it is hysterical!
LorinElizabeth Posted:

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omg!!!!!!!!!

snydl40 Posted:

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Every time I read this it gets funnier.
vmystique33 Posted:

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omg!!!!!
Shmar Posted:

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That is PRICELESS! and it would definitely be an awesome commercial.......super bowl commercial!

Mrs_C_in_'07 Posted:

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Oh my Gawd!!!!!!!!!!
babygirl71777 Posted:

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WOW!! hahaha!!
bride2b24 Posted:

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ive heard this so many times b4! the best is when ppl tell it and they tell it like they knew the guy......do you think its a real guy??

Michy Posted:

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That is hysterical. I have to show my FH this one!
cuteauburnininny Posted:

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paulandkenise2007 Posted:

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Oh My God.....I would do the same thing

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