Mastercard Wedding
Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy!!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an
envelope.
He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride
having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride & said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, 'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card 'PRICELESS' commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!
You got to love this guy!!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an
envelope.
He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride
having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride & said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, 'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card 'PRICELESS' commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!
