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NY031978 Posted:

Melissa...MJDoc12

Thought you would like this 1!



A Puerto Rican from La Perla found himself in Miami and decided to
approach a prostitute down on 8th Street.



He asked her, ' Hola' Mami, how much do you charge for the hour?'
'$100,' she replied.



'Do you do Puerto Rican-style?' he asked.


Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.


He tried to sweeten the deal and said, 'I'll pay you $300 to do it
Puerto Rican -style.'


Again she declined.


Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. 'I'll give you
$500 to go Puerto Rican-style with me! What do you say?'



Finally, she agrees, thinking, 'Well I've been in the game for over ten
years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request
from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Puerto Rican-style be?'



After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and
said, 'That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. Where does the 'Puerto Rican-style' come in?'



The Man popped a can of beer and replied,,,,,,, 'I pay you next Wednesday when I get my check.'




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Nina Posted:

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Phenomenal!!!!
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NY031978 Posted:

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My Fi is PR.....so when i sent this too my dad he said oh tell Watermill you wanna pay PR Style!!! LOL

OrangeGrl Posted:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am half pr!!! Awesome!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SeptBride70 Posted:

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hysterical!!!!

can't wait for melissa to see this!
MJDoc12 Posted:

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE GUY IN THE JOKE MIGHT BE RELATED TO ME!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE GUY IN THE JOKE MIGHT BE RELATED TO ME!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!




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