Mel/January Bride

There are some winners on overheardinnewyork.com today....and the sick sense of humor in me can't help but ROTF over this one!!!!!!

The Shrapnel Took Out Grandpa
Little girl: Mommy, do you have veins in your head?
Mom: Of course you do. That's how Grandma died; a big vein in her brain exploded.

--Starbucks, 54th & Broadway

OMG!!!

It's dark humor, but Lord help me, it IS funny.

I'm disgusting and my recent favorites are:

Little boy: Why do I have to pee in a cup?
Mom: For a test.
Little boy: For a test? Do I have to drink it?

--A train

Vendor guy: Scarves! Get you a scarf! Keep that *** warm!

--45th & 6th


Yay, OverheardinNewYork.com

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I'm disgusting and my recent favorites are:

Little boy: Why do I have to pee in a cup?
Mom: For a test.
Little boy: For a test? Do I have to drink it?

--A train

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OK that is hysterical

I didn't know that sight existed!!! I LOVE it!!!!

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Posted by heidla

I didn't know that sight existed!!! I LOVE it!!!!

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I love it, too!

Cop: You know what you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?...Donuts.

--Hudson & Front