Misty I see you were looking for me

I had a big ass fight with Paul and called off the wedding.
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But I decided that was toooooo easy, so I printed out the to do list which consists of 4 pages.
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And told him that from now on make believe I have a penis. We are role playing and that he has my jobs now.
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I swear he was crying as he was reading the list

I feel so much better now

Slow torture is always better. Is he going to make you dinner and do the laundry?

you bet, Im not doing anything till June 21.
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Im sick of his lame ass excuses. My friend said Im a very brave soul. I am but you know if it gets screwed up now I can blame him.

Good, I can guarantee he hasn't done a ****ed thing since the day you got engaged...I think that's fair enough!

oh yeah, now hes all bad huffing around the apt. Im dying to laugh.

But 2 can play at this game

Wanna really **** him off? Make him turn the bed down. Even if you never do it, make him.

Leave the toilet seat up with pee on the rim too, oh, and don't forget to put your dirty underwear on the floor before bed!

Wacky he is still at it?

Take John with you please!!

Misty you are to funny. Jen I can only handle one pest at a time

Not even my pest????