MONDAY!!!
---- MORNING!!!!
I know some Mondays are not 'Good' Morning just morning!...
But HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY LOVELY BRIDES?!!!!
But at least...
Are we like this on Mondays?
Yeahhh sometimes I am... LOL
But hope you have a
& a
TIME IS FLYINGGGGGG
OUR wedding days are coming sooo fastttttt!!!Soon we will be
!!!!!
Let's LAUGH a bit
What's in a Name?
A young man called directory assistance. 'Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.'
'There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,' the operator replied. 'Do you have a street name?'
The young man hesitated, and then said, 'Well, most people call me Ice Man.'
Ways to Annoy People
Yell across a crowded room to them: 'Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!'
Pretend you don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.
When somebody asks, 'Hey, did you get a haircut?' reply, 'No, all
of them.'
When somebody asks, 'Do you have the time?' reply, 'Yeah.'
Go into a frozen yogurt joint where they have lots of toppings.
Order a cup, and say to the guy, in the most annoying tone
imaginable, 'Do you have M&M's? Yeah? Good. How 'bout raisins?
Yeah, and sprinkles. Do you have cookie crumbs?' After he has
proceeded to put them on the yogurt, exclaim, 'I hate cookie
crumbs. They make me sick. I can't even smell them, that's how
much I hate them. Aagh, yuck!' Watch the salesperson fume as he is
forced to throw away the entire cup.
Pull up alongside somebody while driving on the freeway, and
gesture violently, indicating that they should pull over
immediately. When they pull over, just continue driving.
Speak only in a 'robot' voice.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Name your dog 'Dog.'
Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what YOU think.'
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you 'like it that way.'
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: 'Do you hear that?' 'What?' 'Never mind, its gone now.'
