Monday humor

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers




The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green.....................Lime
Orange..................Orange




Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.


'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'O my God!! They're @ss-holes!'