Monday Pick Me Ups (12/06/10)
DO NOT TRY THE FOLLOWING IF THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND
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Guys, if you happen to rip an extremely loud fart in the middle of the night, resist the urge to laugh uncontrollably. You WILL wake up your wife. She will NOT be happy that you woke her up at 2am because you were laughing about a fart. #LFMF
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Don't sleepwalk. You will wonder why you have one foot in the toilet in the morning. #LFMF
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When your 4 year old son is hiding something suspiciously in his pocket, never reach in and grab it with the automatic assumption that it wouldn’t be poop. You will just end up with a hand full of gross, and questions that can never be answered. #LFMF
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If you live in michigan in the late fall, never, EVER, jump in a reflective puddle. It is not a puddle, and you will skid and hit the side of the building. #LFMF
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When sitting cross legged on a chair, do not put your mug of hot tea between them so you can still type. You will sneeze, and you will be sprayed in the face with very hot liquid. #LFMF
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When playing any game similar to Taboo, keep in mind there are many ways to get others to guess the word 'beard.' Any of them are hundreds of times better than 'Dad has a small one.' #LFMF
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MORE TO COME....
