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Monkeyluv..tonight in Glenoak

Janice Posted:

Monkeyluv..tonight in Glenoak

First Date', Episode #191.
The family gets involved in Ruthie's first official date.


MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by Janice

First Date', Episode #191.
The family gets involved in Ruthie's first official date.






If by 'first date' they mean 'third boyfriend', then okay.... asshats!
tourist Posted:

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Posted by Janice

First Date', Episode #191.
The family gets involved in Ruthie's first official date.




If by 'first date' they mean 'third boyfriend', then okay.... asshats!





I think they mean first date where she can possibly get impregnated.
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by Janice

First Date', Episode #191.
The family gets involved in Ruthie's first official date.




If by 'first date' they mean 'third boyfriend', then okay.... asshats!





I think they mean first date where she can possibly get impregnated.



oooooh burn!!
tourist Posted:

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Posted by Janice

First Date', Episode #191.
The family gets involved in Ruthie's first official date.




If by 'first date' they mean 'third boyfriend', then okay.... asshats!





I think they mean first date where she can possibly get impregnated.



oooooh burn!!



Well, you know, it can't offically unless there is the potenential to sin, and a big awkard family moment to go along with it.

Horse-boy & precocious maxi-pad creep were too innocent to count.
Janice Posted:

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I wonder what a date consists of since the tramp has been sneaking around with peter patrosky since she was 9

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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I wonder what a date consists of since the tramp has been sneaking around with peter patrosky since she was 9



She and Underbite we're practically married! And what about Aaron 'Welfare Case' Carter?
usuk2004 Posted:

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Although I'm a little concerned that you're all preoccupied with discussing the romantic pursuits of a pre-teen...do you think my husband would be horribly offended if, when we're in NY, I take an hour out of our romantic first anniversary dinner to kick back with the Camdens?

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Although I'm a little concerned that you're all preoccupied with discussing the romantic pursuits of a pre-teen...do you think my husband would be horribly offended if, when we're in NY, I take an hour out of our romantic first anniversary dinner to kick back with the Camdens?



Not at all! I think it will be the most important hour of television you will ever watch.

It will point out how wrong you are to think that a marriage is equal, sex is fun and people can make mistakes without burning in eternal damnation.

It will show you that your family should be involved in every aspect of your private life. It will prove to you that blonde haired teenage girls are nothing more than prostitutes with homework. It will demonstrate how men are vastly superior to women in logic and reason.

You will learn about religion without ever hearing about god or JC, or any other religion for that matter. You will see how a woman is always happiest when she is a mother/wife first and human being second. And that people who rush into marriage, especially teenagers, and especially when there's a pregancy involved are always better off.

Farah... this show could save your life.

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