more from the metallic dress chronicles

so my uncle came to my moms this weekend to help get her ready to move and said....

'what was that dress his wife was wearing? it was hideous! and it didn't even fit her!'

mind you we didn't even bring her up... we were just talking about the wedding!

..... oh, and he mentioned how inappropriate it was that she had her hand between my dads legs at the dinner table, and was sitting on his lap making out with him between courses