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Most embarrassing intimate moment??

Original post by beachbum05

Ok ladies, fess up to the most embarrassing intimate moment you've ever had!

It doesn't have to be with your FH...

beachbum05 Posted:

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Posted by LT708

Ok, i got another one. as a freshamn in college i was partially in charge of running a party for the seniors. FH was also at the party and after drinking a little, we ended up in the basement and i was going south of the border. Little did we know, the 80 year old security guard came down and saw us, and called his janitor buddies for the show. Then, when there was a soda spill at the party with no janitor to be found, the woman in charge of the whole thing that I was supposed to be working with came and found everyone!! OMG, the embarassment.




THAT is fabulous!!!! Oh man, that guy probably had the show of his life.
TheFutureMrsM Posted:

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im really trying to think, I have had a guy fall asleep while i was doing him man was i pissed off, and i have had a guy u know what in like 2.2 seconds. NOT A HAPPY CAMPER ABOUT THAT.

but i guess im just perfect lol...im really trying to rack my brain here, its a tad fried
LT708 Posted:

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Posted by beachbum05


Posted by LT708

Ok, i got another one. as a freshamn in college i was partially in charge of running a party for the seniors. FH was also at the party and after drinking a little, we ended up in the basement and i was going south of the border. Little did we know, the 80 year old security guard came down and saw us, and called his janitor buddies for the show. Then, when there was a soda spill at the party with no janitor to be found, the woman in charge of the whole thing that I was supposed to be working with came and found everyone!! OMG, the embarassment.




THAT is fabulous!!!! Oh man, that guy probably had the show of his life.



i was just about to say that about the cops that found Kim!!
kimnsteve Posted:

Re: Most embarrassing intimate moment??


Posted by LT708


Posted by beachbum05


Posted by LT708

Ok, i got another one. as a freshamn in college i was partially in charge of running a party for the seniors. FH was also at the party and after drinking a little, we ended up in the basement and i was going south of the border. Little did we know, the 80 year old security guard came down and saw us, and called his janitor buddies for the show. Then, when there was a soda spill at the party with no janitor to be found, the woman in charge of the whole thing that I was supposed to be working with came and found everyone!! OMG, the embarassment.




THAT is fabulous!!!! Oh man, that guy probably had the show of his life.



i was just about to say that about the cops that found Kim!!



LT708 Posted:

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Alright Bonnie, you need to elaborate now...Was it you who got handcuffed to the bed with no key??? or were you just using that as an 'example?'

rysie Posted:

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probably falling asleep...not very embarrasing but still not great!!

dancinmyazoff Posted:

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This is more funny than embarrassing...it could have been ALOT worse!!!

FH and I both live with our parents still so it's kind of hard because we have to be quiet, etc. Well we started fooling around on his bed and his pants were completely off, I wasn't undressed yet (thank goodness ). His mom knocked on the door (no biggie) then tried to open the door which we though was locked. WELL she opened it and he scrambled to get his boxers on and well he didn't do a good job because both legs ended up in one side of his boxers...I don't know how he managed that. She saw us scrambling on the bed but I don't think she realized anything...or the fact that his boxers looked like he was wearing a mini skirt . So she went on her merry way putting his laundry away talking to us...all of a sudden I BURST out laughing I could not hold it in anymore. He started laughing...but his mom never realized what was soo funny. His mom never knew...or did she and maybe she didn't want to make it obvious

Now I need to think of a very embarrasing story...
dancinmyazoff Posted:

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I can't believe how many of you guys have fallen asleep, that never happened to me but that definitely would be embarrasing lol!!!

Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

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Ok this is horrible...Me and fh were doing the deed and I must have been alittle loud..keep in mind this is when he still lived with his parents..all of his brothers heard and his mom..i was mortified and wouldn't go there for weeks after that

eddies girl Posted:

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eddies girl Posted:

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hey bride 2 be...how did u know they heard u??
Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

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Posted by eddies girl

hey bride 2 be...how did u know they heard u??



well his brothers told me the next day and his mom went up to him and said i hope your using protection! it was horrible
eddies girl Posted:

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hahahaha thats so funny!!!

Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

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yea i guess years later..at the moment I didn't want to look her in the face!!

beachbum05 Posted:

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Posted by LT708

Alright Bonnie, you need to elaborate now...Was it you who got handcuffed to the bed with no key??? or were you just using that as an 'example?'



Hahahahah! No, no. If I did that I would have told you.

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