Mrs.Rella(and all other Christmas Vacation fans)Come on In!!

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white azz down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of azzholes this side of the nuthouse.

Hallelujah!!!

LOVE that movie

First time i ever saw it I couldnt stop laughing at when he fell down the stairs running after the squirrel

THAT IS MY FAAAAVORITE SCENE OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!

After he yells out hallejia his says holy s h it and takes a big swig of egg nog.

LOVE IT...thanks Neeener!!

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Posted by brittny817

THAT IS MY FAAAAVORITE SCENE OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!

After he yells out hallejia his says holy s h it and takes a big swig of egg nog.

LOVE IT...thanks Neeener!!

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No prob...feel free to add any more of your faves

THAT'S THE ONE I REQUESTED NINA BELLA!!!!!

FUUUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

'Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol? '

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Posted by erin05

'Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol? '

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Yessssssss this is the best cursing multiple times with multiple names in a movie...EVER!!!

ha ha ha...Vita(soontobemrsdunn) would love this one!!

I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT ALL!!!

OMG the theme song is playing in my head!



I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Take a ride on the West Coast kick
Holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road

I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road

Okay, all of you Christmas Vacation fans...can you please explain this to me? Why the heck are these moose mugs over $100? They're plastic for cying out loud!!



FH really wants them, but I just can't bring myself to spend that much on plastic cups.

I'm sure we all have felt like this!

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol

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Posted by laural2979

Okay, all of you Christmas Vacation fans...can you please explain this to me? Why the heck are these moose mugs over $100? They're plastic for cying out loud!!



FH really wants them, but I just can't bring myself to spend that much on plastic cups.

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Here are some Laura

http://search.ebay.com/christmas-vacation-mugs_W0QQfkrZ1QQfnuZ1

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Posted by Nina

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Posted by laural2979

Okay, all of you Christmas Vacation fans...can you please explain this to me? Why the heck are these moose mugs over $100? They're plastic for cying out loud!!



FH really wants them, but I just can't bring myself to spend that much on plastic cups.

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Here are some Laura

http://search.ebay.com/christmas-vacation-mugs_W0QQfkrZ1QQfnuZ1

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I know, but do you see the prices on them? They're plastic!! What's the big deal? I'm sure that I'll break down and buy them for him next year...

I Love that Movie!!!!! It's one of my favorites!!!!