My dad is FUUNY. RSVP MUST read!!!

So my dad sent this e-mail yesterday to me. I almost had a heart attack.........I have not laughed harder in my life (After I stopped shaking)

He will forever be known as 46.

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To my daughter and future son in law,

I just wanted you to know how despondent and completely crushed I am to have received your invitation to the wedding with the number 46 on it. It took me so long to reply because just thinking about this made me go into my room and not leave for several days except for meals. I would think that I would be given the number 3 at the very least behind Mom and your fiances parents.

How could you let anything as awful as this happen? It is difficult to believe how utterly disappointed I have been made to feel to think that my own daughter and future son-in-law would do something like giving me such a high number.

But just because you are my daughter, I am going to attend your wedding anyhow. However, I will be thinking of this number for a long time and how difficult it would be difficult to resolve in the future. I just want to be remembered for the sacrifice I am going to make.

Your most humble and obedient servant

Number 46, your father and step-mother.

I hope you realize this is just a joke. It is intended to mention all, or most of the comments you are bound to get. Edye and Dad.

OMG

That is HILARIOUS!

aww that's too funny

i got sooo many of those!!! my parents were number 35 and FH's parents were in the 70's!!!! but thats just the order my mom gave me the addresses!

me and your dad could be BFF!

I am cracking up at my desk how funny

That's hysterical!

oh I love him!!!!!

that is awesome!!!!!!

For the first 3 seconds I was like 'is he serious??'.

I got REALLY scared. I didnt think my dad was like that.

Then I got to 'I only came out for meals'.

I had a mini heart attack before I laughed REALLY hard.

that is so something my dad would do

That is very funny. I made sure our parents/ siblings were the 1st few numbers. After that they went out in alphabetical order. People have commented on their numbers-mostly sports references that only FH understands.