My DH is such a JERK!!!!

He just played a NASTY trick on me! We've been waiting to hear those 3 magic words from our mortgage company: 'clear to close'..... well, he called me at work just now saying that they need YET MORE PAPERWORK from us!!!
I was like what the *##@#%^%$%#$#$!!(&()%)$......and *%))!@@#!#$$%$...and a few other CHOICE words...
he stood reaaalllly quiet, then said: Just Kidding!! WE are CLEAR TO CLOSE!!!! I'm going to kill him when I get home!!!!!!

But YAY!!! I'm so happy!!!!!!