MY DH IS THE BEST...PLEASE SEE THE QUIZ HE MADE FOR OUR !#$#$%!%#%$ NEIGHBOR AT 4AM
I was in pain from laughing at this:
Thank you again for setting your alarm clock before leaving for however long you will be gone for. Sometimes we worry that we will not be able to wake ourselves at 6 a.m. Fortunately for us, your alarm clock at 4:00 or 4:15 a.m. does the trick.
Now, I have put together a little quiz for you (we’ll call it the “I am a $%#*-ing prick” quiz – it is easier than the SAT’s, I swear):
#1 -- I am going away for a few days, should I:
A - Leave my alarm clock(s) set for 4 am?
B - Simply turn off my alarm clocks?
#2 – I am a grown man, should I:
A – Need about four alarm clocks to wake me up, and rarely turn them off after waking?
B – Set an alarm clock, like normal people, and figure out how to have it wake me up without waking up the other tenants?
#3 – I am going out the side gate, should I:
A – Leave it wide-open?
B – Shut it?
#4 – It is 3 a.m. and I am inconceivably drunk, do I:
A – Blare the TV and pass out, snoring like a cartoon character?
B – Watch TV at a normal volume and/or just go to sleep?
#5 – It is 3 a.m., I am inconceivably drunk, and someone has been knocking/slamming on my door for 30+ minutes, do I:
A – Crawl to the door?
B – Answer the door?
#6 – After pathetically crawling to the door,:
A – Should I angrily slur words and generally make very little sense?
B – Should I apologize, turn the TV down, and go back to an insanely drunken slumber?
#7 – I have some junk I would like to store in the shed, do I:
A – Just put stuff in there?
B – Approach the upstairs neighbors who pay twice my rent for sole access to the shed/garage?
#8– I have a girlfriend and daughter who are always here, do I:
a – Blatantly lie and use completely fictional numbers, seemingly picked from the sky, to support said lie?
B – Just pay half the bills, as the agreement was?
Now, if you selected “A” 8 times, you are what society would call a “$%#*-ing prick.”
Now, if you had selected “B” 8 times, Congratulations would be in order for reaching the minimum threshold of being a decent human being.
How did you do?
Listen man, I have a pregnant wife and a 5-year old daughter up here. The last thing we want to deal with is this kind of b.s. Can’t you just go back to acting like an adult? Thanks.
I am just simply LMFAO over this one.
ENJOY.
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to DH
Thank you again for setting your alarm clock before leaving for however long you will be gone for. Sometimes we worry that we will not be able to wake ourselves at 6 a.m. Fortunately for us, your alarm clock at 4:00 or 4:15 a.m. does the trick.
Now, I have put together a little quiz for you (we’ll call it the “I am a $%#*-ing prick” quiz – it is easier than the SAT’s, I swear):
#1 -- I am going away for a few days, should I:
A - Leave my alarm clock(s) set for 4 am?
B - Simply turn off my alarm clocks?
#2 – I am a grown man, should I:
A – Need about four alarm clocks to wake me up, and rarely turn them off after waking?
B – Set an alarm clock, like normal people, and figure out how to have it wake me up without waking up the other tenants?
#3 – I am going out the side gate, should I:
A – Leave it wide-open?
B – Shut it?
#4 – It is 3 a.m. and I am inconceivably drunk, do I:
A – Blare the TV and pass out, snoring like a cartoon character?
B – Watch TV at a normal volume and/or just go to sleep?
#5 – It is 3 a.m., I am inconceivably drunk, and someone has been knocking/slamming on my door for 30+ minutes, do I:
A – Crawl to the door?
B – Answer the door?
#6 – After pathetically crawling to the door,:
A – Should I angrily slur words and generally make very little sense?
B – Should I apologize, turn the TV down, and go back to an insanely drunken slumber?
#7 – I have some junk I would like to store in the shed, do I:
A – Just put stuff in there?
B – Approach the upstairs neighbors who pay twice my rent for sole access to the shed/garage?
#8– I have a girlfriend and daughter who are always here, do I:
a – Blatantly lie and use completely fictional numbers, seemingly picked from the sky, to support said lie?
B – Just pay half the bills, as the agreement was?
Now, if you selected “A” 8 times, you are what society would call a “$%#*-ing prick.”
Now, if you had selected “B” 8 times, Congratulations would be in order for reaching the minimum threshold of being a decent human being.
How did you do?
Listen man, I have a pregnant wife and a 5-year old daughter up here. The last thing we want to deal with is this kind of b.s. Can’t you just go back to acting like an adult? Thanks.
I am just simply LMFAO over this one.
ENJOY.
