My favorite Halloween costume...(include yours, too, please)

Was not one that I wore but one that I 'experienced.'

A short, chubby older woman (like 5 feet in heels) was in a bar dressed as a nun. Very innocent costume. But I saw her from the back and didn't think much about her until she turned around and I saw the many strands of mardi gras beads around her neck.

I'm nosey and went up to her to ask about them but before I spoke, she lifted the 'bib' part in the front her habit and flashed me.

She had large, fake plastic breasts and she was the flashing nun. Brilliant.

That's classic

FH and I went to a halloween party 2 years ago and my friends husband was a flasher-he had on a fake penis-it was hilarious.

I gots nothing. I live a boring life.

BUT, I am going to my 1st costume party this year and I will take pics and get back to ya on this post.

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Posted by snydl40

FH and I went to a halloween party 2 years ago and my friends husband was a flasher-he had on a fake penis-it was hilarious.

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I want to do that now but it'll have to wait til next year. Only my fake penis would be like 18 inches long and purple.

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Posted by itslaurie.

I gots nothing. I live a boring life.

BUT, I am going to my 1st costume party this year and I will take pics and get back to ya on this post.

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Please do - I never have one and always regret it.
My runner up was this freakishly tall guy dressed like the Burger King. I stalked his azz all night - I wanted to steal his head.

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Posted by itslaurie.

I gots nothing. I live a boring life.

BUT, I am going to my 1st costume party this year and I will take pics and get back to ya on this post.

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me neither. Just alot of slutty variations of all normal stuff. And most guys have lame costumes - cause they are afraid to be dorky

Next year - DH will be the best costume of all

Park Slope has (or had) their own version of the Village Halloween parade (I think it was partially sponsored by some of the Gay Pride organizations there)

I saw two costumes...YEARS ago, that I have never forgotten

1) a 40-ish fat balding man....dressed as a butterfly. A pretty purple butterfly...with glitter, and pretty wings, and a bodysuit an excessively HAIRY back

2) another 40-ish very tall, skinny man dressed as the Pink Panter...with an EXTREMELY TIGHT bodysuit...lets just say you couldn't tell is his tail was stuck on the front OR back.....