My fortune cookie from lunch...

My fortune is:

'You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life'

It sounds pretty deep

Anyone else keep the good ones? I have steamed chicken and broccoli or chow mein for lunch at least 2x a week so I have quite the collection...


Whats the best fortune you ever got?

one i liked is taped to my monitor..it says,
'You are about to begin a prosperous business venture' still waiting for the 'prosperous' part to kick in! haha

FI and I were out to dinner with about 20 ppl and when the fortune cookies were placed on the table, everyone grabbed a random one. We cracked it open and both began reading at the same time 'You are deeply in love'!!! We both got the SAME fortune! And out of the 20 ppl sitting with us, no one elses fortunes matched!

I once got one that said 'You look pretty' What kind of fortune is that?


The ones I have taped to my desk are....

'Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.'

'You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.'

'The star of riches is shining upon you.'

and

'You won't be bored for long! New adventures are on their way'

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Posted by kahlua716

My fortune is:

'You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life'

It sounds pretty deep

Anyone else keep the good ones? I have steamed chicken and broccoli or chow mein for lunch at least 2x a week so I have quite the collection...


Whats the best fortune you ever got?

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That's a good one.

I keep the good/funny fortunes. I went for chinese this weekend and got 'A love will try to reconcile with you.'

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Posted by EverlovingEv

FI and I were out to dinner with about 20 ppl and when the fortune cookies were placed on the table, everyone grabbed a random one. We cracked it open and both began reading at the same time 'You are deeply in love'!!! We both got the SAME fortune! And out of the 20 ppl sitting with us, no one elses fortunes matched!

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AW!!!

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Posted by EverlovingEv

FI and I were out to dinner with about 20 ppl and when the fortune cookies were placed on the table, everyone grabbed a random one. We cracked it open and both began reading at the same time 'You are deeply in love'!!! We both got the SAME fortune! And out of the 20 ppl sitting with us, no one elses fortunes matched!

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It was meant to be.

My aunt once got one (NO LIE!) That said 'Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!'

LMAO my aunt got so upset she called the waiter over and asked what she could do!

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Posted by Marchbride07

My aunt once got one (NO LIE!) That said 'Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!'

LMAO my aunt got so upset she called the waiter over and asked what she could do!

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Posted by Marchbride07

My aunt once got one (NO LIE!) That said 'Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!'

LMAO my aunt got so upset she called the waiter over and asked what she could do!

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Posted by Marchbride07

My aunt once got one (NO LIE!) That said 'Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!'

LMAO my aunt got so upset she called the waiter over and asked what she could do!

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Posted by Marchbride07

My aunt once got one (NO LIE!) That said 'Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!'

LMAO my aunt got so upset she called the waiter over and asked what she could do!

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THat is too funny!!!! I love it!


Others that I have pinned to my bulletin board:

'Sometimes...money costs too much'

'You were born to be aleader, not a follower.'

'We create our fate every day we live'

'Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still'

'You have only begun to scratch the surface of your potential'

'Don't wait for others to open the right doors for you'

'A Mentor is someone whose hindsight is your foresight'