My funny from 06 broad.....
Diplomatic sweet revenge...live and learn ladies
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn
that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I
look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she
replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they
stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do,
dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!'
NOW I ASK YOU; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WON'T ENJOY
THIS STORY?
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn
that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I
look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she
replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they
stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do,
dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!'
NOW I ASK YOU; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WON'T ENJOY
THIS STORY?
