MY GIRLFRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS

You got to love this guy...
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>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>University . It was in the local newspaper, and even Jay Leno mentioned it!
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>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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>After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
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>He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
>new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
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>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
>special gift just from him.
>So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was
>an envelope.
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>He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
>envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride >having
>sex with the best man.
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>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>private detective to tail them.
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>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
>of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!'
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>Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
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>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had
>the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
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>While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
>out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
>were wrong.
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>His revenge--having the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
>reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
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>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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>Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?
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>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
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>Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
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>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
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>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>humping the best man: Priceless
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>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD!
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> 'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
>Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow......'