My latest wedding nightmare
It started with being on the phone with our photographer who we hadn't talked to in months so he forgot about our wedding and was like two hours away and was going to be so late that he missed the ceremony. And I'm like 'That's all we have. We aren't having a reception! How will we have pictures!?' But then it moved along...
So I'm at my house getting ready with all the girls in my family and (because I haven't booked either) I was like 'Wow, guess I SHOULD have booked someone to do my hair and makeup! Can anyone do my hair real quick?'
And my aunt offers to put it up in a french twist but then takes off and I'm like 'Leave me in my time of need, jerk!'
Then I see FH and instead of freaking out about him seeing me before the ceremony I am rightfully more concerned that we are both wearing gym clothes. We look up at the wall and the clock is comedically moving super fast... like in a cartoon.
So we look at one another and are like 'Oh well, guess we should've planned better. Let's go!'
I go to put my precious red dorothy shoes on except they, or any other shoe is missing in action. And I'm like 'SOMEONE FIND ME SHOES!' And someone brings me a tattered pair of my grandpa's old slippers and we duct tape them into being wearable. So now, in George Banks fashion, I shuffle off to the church in slippers and I pass my mom and stepdad on the street. We point to one another and are lke 'See you in the back of the church'.
So I get into the church, totally sloppy and white trash looking... I see a few of you LIW girls and I'm like 'OMG, I'm so embarassed. None of you take pictures PLEASE.' I know for sure that Gina, Ilana and Kris were there.
And my stepdad NEVER SHOWS UP. I'm stuck in the back of the church. The priest isn't there either. (Guess everyone was running late that day) and people keep telling me 'Well without your dad you can't move up to the front...' so I have to sit in the back pew.
Instead of a bridal party we have our godparents there but our god parents were totally different than in real life... and notably mine were my boss's sister (***) and my 77 year old grandfather.
Finally the priest shows up and he says 'Well since she can't come up here, let's do the godparent's dance' and all of a sudden they start playing this classical music and our godparents couple off and start doing this insane, elegant, ballet dance.
Now even in my dream I was laughing at this because my 77 year old grandpa was doing these ridiculous ballet moves and was so flexible... in my dream I was like 'Wow, this is a dream and I'll never see anything this amazing in my life again'![]()
Then when it was over... the priest married FH and I but FH was in the front, I was in the back pew and we had to like 'throw a kiss' at the end when he pronounced us married.
.... Guess I should book hair and makeup?
Oh, wedding dreams!
So I'm at my house getting ready with all the girls in my family and (because I haven't booked either) I was like 'Wow, guess I SHOULD have booked someone to do my hair and makeup! Can anyone do my hair real quick?'
And my aunt offers to put it up in a french twist but then takes off and I'm like 'Leave me in my time of need, jerk!'
Then I see FH and instead of freaking out about him seeing me before the ceremony I am rightfully more concerned that we are both wearing gym clothes. We look up at the wall and the clock is comedically moving super fast... like in a cartoon.
So we look at one another and are like 'Oh well, guess we should've planned better. Let's go!'
I go to put my precious red dorothy shoes on except they, or any other shoe is missing in action. And I'm like 'SOMEONE FIND ME SHOES!' And someone brings me a tattered pair of my grandpa's old slippers and we duct tape them into being wearable. So now, in George Banks fashion, I shuffle off to the church in slippers and I pass my mom and stepdad on the street. We point to one another and are lke 'See you in the back of the church'.
So I get into the church, totally sloppy and white trash looking... I see a few of you LIW girls and I'm like 'OMG, I'm so embarassed. None of you take pictures PLEASE.' I know for sure that Gina, Ilana and Kris were there.
And my stepdad NEVER SHOWS UP. I'm stuck in the back of the church. The priest isn't there either. (Guess everyone was running late that day) and people keep telling me 'Well without your dad you can't move up to the front...' so I have to sit in the back pew.
Instead of a bridal party we have our godparents there but our god parents were totally different than in real life... and notably mine were my boss's sister (***) and my 77 year old grandfather.
Finally the priest shows up and he says 'Well since she can't come up here, let's do the godparent's dance' and all of a sudden they start playing this classical music and our godparents couple off and start doing this insane, elegant, ballet dance.
Now even in my dream I was laughing at this because my 77 year old grandpa was doing these ridiculous ballet moves and was so flexible... in my dream I was like 'Wow, this is a dream and I'll never see anything this amazing in my life again'
Then when it was over... the priest married FH and I but FH was in the front, I was in the back pew and we had to like 'throw a kiss' at the end when he pronounced us married.
.... Guess I should book hair and makeup?
Oh, wedding dreams!
