My mom is so mean

She is enjoying keeping this shower secret sooooooo much....she was over and I gave her my shower dress/shoes and she says 'I'm glad you gave it to me, so you'll be able to wear it this Sunday...whoops, I gave it away!' She also keeps telling me that I don't need a dress, since we're going bowling...a hamburger, hotdog and two games per girl...and that since I hate hotdogs I can have 2 hamburgers since I'm the bride.

She is intent on torturing me until this thing is over

awesome