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My most important post ever!

OctGroom Posted:

My most important post ever!


SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF

* Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for 'Teen Wolf.'

* Newly installed keg of Nair in men's room.

* His Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic.

* Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.

* Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar.

* Says, 'Great job on the Hanrahan account!' and then humps your leg.

* Domino's guy asks, 'who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?'

* Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.

* In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.

* Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.

* Water cooler conversations always end with talk of 'kickin' Ol' Yellar's ***.'

* 'Severance pay' has taken on a whole new meaning lately..

* Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.

* Your sarcastic little 'Bite me!' nets you 12 stitches.

* Always calls in sick with 'mange.'

* Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.

* Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!
don424 Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!

hey man, where have you been

OctGroom Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by don424

hey man, where have you been




went camping.. came back to a boatload of wedding and apartment biz to take care of.

so post time has been VERY limited.

so very glad this week is almost over!

still po'ed over those Marlins losses!


how are you doing?

OG

don424 Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!

very well, thank you

the mets disgust me currently

what's the score from today's game so far?
OctGroom Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by don424

very well, thank you

the mets disgust me currently

what's the score from today's game so far?




1-0 mets bottom of 5th.
2nd and 3rd. 2 outs
OctGroom Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by OctGroom


Posted by don424

very well, thank you

the mets disgust me currently

what's the score from today's game so far?




1-0 mets bottom of 5th.
2nd and 3rd. 2 outs




matsui out.. inning over.
wright -- rbi i think
Kriss2c Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by OctGroom


* Says, 'Great job on the Hanrahan account!' and then humps your leg.




That doesn't always indicate werewolf.
don424 Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by OctGroom


Posted by OctGroom


Posted by don424

very well, thank you

the mets disgust me currently

what's the score from today's game so far?




1-0 mets bottom of 5th.
2nd and 3rd. 2 outs




matsui out.. inning over.
wright -- rbi i think



ok good -- thanks
OctGroom Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by Kriss2c


Posted by OctGroom


* Says, 'Great job on the Hanrahan account!' and then humps your leg.




That doesn't always indicate werewolf.




lol... might just indicate a guy who's a 'wolf'
HearzBellz Posted:

Re: My most important post ever!


Posted by OctGroom


SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF

* Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.

* Says, 'Great job on the Hanrahan account!' and then humps your leg.

* Your sarcastic little 'Bite me!' nets you 12 stitches.



Oh god... I think DH is a werewolf


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