My very needed 'Dear _____'

Dear Stupid Boss who calls herself a manager, the so-called 'Breakfast meeting' you had this morning was so obviously ONCE AGAIN you just being a slacker and wanting a reason to come to work at 10am instead of 9am, ummmm beause ......

...I CAUGHT YOU GETTING BREAKFAST IN THE CAFETERIA THIS MORNING!!! Didn't you just have breakfsat!?!

Dear Scary Older Lady in the Gym Locker Room,

Please don't wink at me and smile as I am standing in a towel, drying my hair, and say 'Lookin' good'. It really creeps me out.

Oh, and do everyone a favor, and stop walking around naked for 20 minutes after you come out of the sauna. No one needs to see your power muff.

Toodles,

a very HETEROsexual bride.

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Posted by twoifbysea

Dear Scary Older Lady in the Gym Locker Room,

Please don't wink at me and smile as I am standing in a towel, drying my hair, and say 'Lookin' good'. It really creeps me out.

Oh, and do everyone a favor, and stop walking around naked for 20 minutes after you come out of the sauna. No one needs to see your power muff.

Toodles,

a very HETEROsexual bride.

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Oh. My. God. You win!!!

Dear Doctors

Thanks for trying to figure out what i was having an allergic reaction to, by giving me more meds causing me to react yet again. I always wanted to spend my birthday with hives and a rashes and a swollen face and not be able to drink as well!

(i got 24 hours till my b-day hopefully it will go away)

-ME

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Posted by CandB4604

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Posted by twoifbysea

Dear Scary Older Lady in the Gym Locker Room,

Please don't wink at me and smile as I am standing in a towel, drying my hair, and say 'Lookin' good'. It really creeps me out.

Oh, and do everyone a favor, and stop walking around naked for 20 minutes after you come out of the sauna. No one needs to see your power muff.

Toodles,

a very HETEROsexual bride.

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Oh. My. God. You win!!!

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It was traumatizing.

I should have said, 'thanks in advance! sincerely, my GAG reflex!'