my weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bachelorette party) kinda long

it was out of this world. my sister is fricken nutz
9 of us went to AC and stayed at the borgata...
got there sat afternoon, went for massages (i went in first and came out last it was soooooooo fricken great, i loved it, every piece of my body was massaged(this was my first:)
then we all got ready started drinking,,,,, ofourse we had the penis straws (mine was the biggest) then i got the veil with the little (you know what)
then listen to this ladies.....
we're all loud and everything drinking around 9:30 and they alll keep on saying lets be quiet because we're too looud and if someone is there next door with kids theyre going to call security. so they kept on saying be quiet be quiet....
then my sister is like here is a gift from all of us, she gives me this huge a$$ bag with all the sex toys you can only imagine. (i alsmost died!!!!!!!!!!!!)
and i notice my one friend is missing, and im like heeeyyyy where did she go??? they're like oh she got into a fight with her bf. im like 'not again'
sooo then theres a knock on the door (mind you im a little buzzed already) and these 2 guys walk in with suits, and flashlights and say 'Ladies you need to keep it down, we have complaints that its too loud' (im thinking in my head, oh my goodness, these girls just jinxed us!!! so these guys come in the room, and theyre like do you mind if we look around? they come towards me and here i am all dolled up with my white cute dress, and my penis veil and they're like we're going to have to give you a breathalyzer.... Im thinkin why im not going to be driving anywhere....

OK AM I A BLONDE THAT I DID NOT EFFIN GET THEY WERE 2 STrippers? OMGGGGGG!!!
he's like blow into this and i bent down and blew that whistle so fricken hard that we were all dying laughing. i swear it was soooo funny. i thought i was going to kill them all escpecially my loving sister /moh!!!
so i had 2 strippers!!!! ( meanwhile i told my sis i didnt want any) but whats a bachelorette party without strippers rgiht????
once i get pictures i will post, you ladies will die laughing i swear!!!
then we drank more and went down to mur mur
had a great time!!!!!!!!!!!
was a good girl!
and im still not back to my normal self. even though FH and I fell asleep at 7 yesterday.
he went to some great strip club in times square. had a blast with thte excpetion of one guy getting reallllly trashed and they wouldnt let them in to other clubs - oh well -