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My Yule Lassies...

MonkeyLuv Posted:

My Yule Lassies...

These are the days your Yule Lads come fown from the mountain to wreak havoc on innocent Icelandic children.

12th- Sheepfold Sneaker
13th- Gully Gawk (Nov04LiBride)
14th- Stumpy (AnnieGrl)
15th- Ladle Licker (BMD'sPeanut)
16th- Pot Scraper (FeliciaDA)
17th- Bowl Licker (Ambersmom)
18th- Door Slammer (WC0143)
19th- Skyr Gobbler
20th- Sausage Snatcher (USUK2004)
21st- Window Peeper
22nd- Doorway Sniffer (monkeyluv)
23rd- Meat Snatcher (1017bride)
24th- Candle Beggar (Tourist)

Now practice, practice, practice... it's hard work FREAKING OUT CHILDREN!!

ETA 1017Bride... get your weird on!!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Dammit...I have to stay on that friggin mountain until the 20th!!!!!
Anniegrl Posted:

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Wendy has to work on a weekend!

BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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i want to be a yule lassie
tourist Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Now practice, practice, practice... it's hard work FREAKING OUT CHILDREN!!



no it isn't. It comes naturally to me


Does this mean I can terrorize children in Lieu of decorating Grandma-in-laws tree on Christmas eve?

tourist Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut

i want to be a yule lassie



well who do you want to be?
all the ones without a name next to them are not taken.
Monkeyluv can give you a little history if it helps.
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Pot Scraper??????????????

Me no likey (but that is exactly the point, I assume )
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Posted by tourist


Posted by BMD'sPeanut

i want to be a yule lassie



well who do you want to be?
all the ones without a name next to them are not taken.
Monkeyluv can give you a little history if it helps.




oooooooh!! I want to be ladle licker!!!!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by Anniegrl

Wendy has to work on a weekend!




That's just wrong ... I'll never get the house vacuumed before the holiday company if my Yule Lad duites are going to get in the way!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by wc0143


Posted by Anniegrl

Wendy has to work on a weekend!




That's just wrong ... I'll never get the house vacuumed before the holiday company if my Yule Lad duites are going to get in the way!



If you slam enough doors, it loosens all the dust!
tourist Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut


Posted by tourist


Posted by BMD'sPeanut

i want to be a yule lassie



well who do you want to be?
all the ones without a name next to them are not taken.
Monkeyluv can give you a little history if it helps.




oooooooh!! I want to be ladle licker!!!!



ladle licker it is!
Monkeyluv-we have another!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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BMD... Welcome to the surreal and disturbing world of ICELAND, where people are eaten by a vicious cat and homes are terrorized all in the name of holiday fun!

Ladle Licker

Þvörusleikir or Ladle Licker (15th Dec.) is the fourth Yule Lad to journey down from the mountains. Due to his eccentric longing for only the food residue left on wooden spoons and while even taking into consideration his incredibly muscular tongue, poor Ladle Licker must sneak into many kitchens during the night to satiate his hunger.
Anniegrl Posted:

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Muscular tongue - oh my!
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

BMD... Welcome to the surreal and disturbing world of ICELAND, where people are eaten by a vicious cat and homes are terrorized all in the name of holiday fun!

Ladle Licker

Þvörusleikir or Ladle Licker (15th Dec.) is the fourth Yule Lad to journey down from the mountains. Due to his eccentric longing for only the food residue left on wooden spoons and while even taking into consideration his incredibly muscular tongue, poor Ladle Licker must sneak into many kitchens during the night to satiate his hunger.



sounds like me


Hurray! I'm part of something now

P.S. I do recall this whole thing...Remember? I told you to write a song and next year we would contemplate its importance during the holiday season
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut

P.S. I do recall this whole thing...Remember? I told you to write a song and next year we would contemplate its importance during the holiday season



Oh I remember! I haven't been able to think of anything sappy and uplifting enough, while still emotionally blackmailing listeners into feeling guilty!
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Someone somewhere will feel sorry for Þvörusleikir and his need to sneak into homes to lick spoons. Someone probably on this very site! (Not me, but someone.)

xjulietx Posted:

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This is hilarious. One of my coworkers will love this. Her husband is a puppeteer and spent 9 months in Iceland working on a project. She visited him a lot while he was there. She brought back some rocks...

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Bump for additions!

wc0143 Posted:

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We had NO SHEEPFOLD WHATEVER THE HECK???????

It's all ruined!!!! Whatever we lads do now will forever be marred ...
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

We had NO SHEEPFOLD WHATEVER THE HECK???????

It's all ruined!!!! Whatever we lads do now will forever be marred ...



Don't Worry Wendy! We'll get em next year!

PS: We should start a campaign to recruit a Skyr Gobbler - And QUICK!!

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