Name that house!!!!!

I want a Single Family, Ranch style, one level house with:

1. 1 Master w bath and walk-in closet Baby Bue and white accents
2. 1.5 Extra Bathrooms
3. Separate Laundry Room
4. Formal Living Room
4. Formal Diniing Room
5. 3 extra bedrooms
6. Family Room
7. 2 car garage
8. basement
9 Eat-in kitchen white cabinets w red decor!!!!!
Stainless steel appliances

I want a Single Family, Detached, at least two level house with:

1. 1 Master w whirlpool or claw foot tub w stand up shower big enough to hold 4 ppl at the same time, and walk-in closet big enough for all of my and fh's clothes and shoes, and my purses
2. 3.5 or 4.5 Extra Bathrooms
3. Separate Laundry Room
4. Formal Living Room
4. Formal Diniing Room
5. 3 or 4 extra bedrooms
6. Family Room
7. 3 car garage
8. finished basement
9 Eat-in kitchen Sub-zero refrigerator ,stainless steel appliances
10. If more than two levels, must have an elevator
11. Play room for the kids
12. An office
13. A den
14. Sound proof studio/dj room for the fh
15. Theatre room
16. Wine cellar
17. Pool
18. Jacuzzi

I want an old Victorian (the kind that looks like h%ll and then when you fix it up it could be in Architectural Digest)

It will happen one day....I just hope before I'm too old to do all the work myself.