National Security: Panic and Chaos!
Stray Plane in DC
This is an excerpt of that article:
'Run, run, run!' security officials shouted to staff at the White House, which was raised to the 'red alert' at 12:03 p.m. when the plane was just three miles out. Eight minutes later - at 12:11 p.m. - the alert status was reduced to 'yellow' after the plane was diverted west, and three minutes later, the Secret Service gave the all-clear.
So, pretty much, Homeland Security's game plane ranges from Pandemonium to Aw, Just Kidding!
I feel safe.![]()
ETA: A byline to this article is 'Air Scare' which is almost as tasteless as CNNs headline when Pope John Paul was on his deathbed... 'NO NOPE FOR THE POPE'.
Really, is a crisis the time to think of clever rhymes?
This is an excerpt of that article:
'Run, run, run!' security officials shouted to staff at the White House, which was raised to the 'red alert' at 12:03 p.m. when the plane was just three miles out. Eight minutes later - at 12:11 p.m. - the alert status was reduced to 'yellow' after the plane was diverted west, and three minutes later, the Secret Service gave the all-clear.
So, pretty much, Homeland Security's game plane ranges from Pandemonium to Aw, Just Kidding!
I feel safe.
ETA: A byline to this article is 'Air Scare' which is almost as tasteless as CNNs headline when Pope John Paul was on his deathbed... 'NO NOPE FOR THE POPE'.
Really, is a crisis the time to think of clever rhymes?
