Need a little bit of randomness

Whatcha got?
I'm talking random along the lines of a Twinkie cookbook or tribute to mullets - nothing crazy freaky.

you asked for it

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Whatcha got?
I'm talking random along the lines of a Twinkie cookbook or tribute to mullets - nothing crazy freaky.

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My favorite things!

Combovers are amusing too - FFIL is sporting one (I told FH no combovers allowed EVER!)

That's so gross!

Is your booty a beauty? Pull out your pencils. Here's a math formula that will tell you for sure: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)
Don't let your eyes glaze over! This is easy math. First, you have to assess the assets. Use a scale of 1 to 20 with 1 being the worst and 20 the best in the following categories described by Holmes:
*S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
*C = circularity (rounder is better)
*B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
*F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
*T = skin texture (no cellulite)
* V = Calculate the ratio of your waist to your hips.
How to do this: Use a measuring tape to determine your waist and hip measurements. Measure your hip circumference at it's widest part, and measure your waist circumference at the belly button or just above it. Pull out your calculator and divide the waist circumference by the hip circumference or use an online waist-to-hip ratio calculator to run the numbers.

Final step: Do the math, inserting your numbers in place of the letters in the formula above. A perfect score is 80.

I'm too lazy to do this, but I think it is funny that someone came up with this

Random celeb comment motivated by Geri Halliwell

Why do celebs name their kids such freakishly freakish names? I can even accept Apple, but

Geri Halliwell - Bluebell Madonna
Penn (of Penn and teller) - Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolten
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor
Shannon Marie Kahoolani Sossamon (Chick from Knight's Tale): Audio Science

So amusing

That's the winner so far -- where did you find that? I'm not the best judge of my own arse; I can't bring myself to do it!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

That's the winner so far -- where did you find that? I'm not the best judge of my own arse; I can't bring myself to do it!

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Exactly - and boy would I be depressed if I got a 12 or something

Link

'The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin,' Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, told The New York Post.


The Post really covers the hard-hitting topics that other papers shy away from.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

'The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin,' Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, told The New York Post.


The Post really covers the hard-hitting topics that other papers shy away from.

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I would hate to be Dr. David Holmes' wife he probably used her as a test subject!

I heart Gallery of the Absurd

two more

So wrong yet so FREAKING hysterical!

The Ultimate Jello Shot (Max Alcoholic content)

Isn't science a wonderful thing?

I HEART THIS.
Maintaining 'structural integrity' is so important.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Maintaining 'structural integrity' is so important.

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So true - the last one looks a little too reminiscent of apple sauce - while the first one looks tasty! Of course I will need to test this out myself - replication is necessary to really follow the scientific method

Best picture:
If I have a house on Fire Island this summer, that's what I want my fridge to look like.

The perfect gift for FH - a little piece of you I am imagining what his face would look like if I gave him one of the necklaces

Breath Capture

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Other important experiments like 'How many condoms can you wear at once' can be found here:

Click Me

Goonies - Where are they now! I didn't know SLoth died in 1989 -

Goonies

Chunk - all grown up