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need a pick me up? ******9 Words women use

elysemichelle Posted:

need a pick me up? ******9 Words women use

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine.'

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome.' (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'.)

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying 'SCREW YOU!'

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.









pandafish519 Posted:

Re: need a pick me up?

i can!

elysemichelle Posted:

Re: need a pick me up?


Posted by pandafish519

i can!

ok good! im gonna upload them to my albums now!
elysemichelle Posted:

Re: need a pick me up?

forget it, i think work has blocked me or something from being able to upload photos :( ill have to find another funny joke.
elysemichelle Posted:

Re: need a pick me up?***********with joke now!!!!!!!!!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine.'

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome.' (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'.)

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying 'SCREW YOU!'

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
gina409 Posted:

Re: need a pick me up? *********WITH JOKE NOW!!!!!!!!!

so true
allegracristina Posted:

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MAD FUNNY elyse!!!! and so true!!!!
littlepixie12 Posted:

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I love this!
elysemichelle Posted:

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i wish the bra joke i have showed up!!!!!!!! its what the meaning for the letters of the bra sizes are!

Ms2Mrs09 Posted:

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GT143EA Posted:

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kcreagh Posted:

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so true
shell1879 Posted:

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Suzanner Posted:

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Oh my God, how true is EVERY WORD of this??? I am sending this to FH post haste. Thanks for a great laugh!

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