Need Help ASAP - Wedding Poem for Shower!

My best friend's shower is coming up soon (she sometimes reads the boards....) and i need help with one of the games we're playing

its called the wedding poem, and each guest is asked to write in one line of text for the poem. the catch is, that only the last line of text is visible - the one written prior to the guest by their neighbor.

I need help with an intro line to the poem - either one line or two. i'd like to start off the poem so that its easy to rhyme with - and maybe we can add some humor to it.... anyone have some suggestions?? the wedding poems im finding online aren't very funny or good for this game...

Their wedding day is on the way
Let’s get them prepared for the BIG day

??

Maybe this?

This is a rather peculiar game
It really does not have a name
It’s simple to play as a game should be
You just do as you’re told, you see
So now if you’ll please give me your attention
We’ll put an end to this suspension