Need ideas..Please help!

I'm making a basket for my cousins 40th birthday (male.)

I wanted to put wine (at the very least) and some gag gifts...

Anyone have any other ideas on what I should include?

How about a mug that says 'over the hill'...I've also seen these colored candies put into bottles to make them look like fake aspirins and they the labels have funny names...

I went to a 40th birthday where this one group of his friends gave him a basket full of stuff that old people use...like diapers, bengay, polygrip, etc...

they also got him a cane...LOL

Depends on how much you want to spend (?)

A nice bottle of wine with the new 'O' glasses by Reidel, mabe some fancy crackers, cocktail napkins, etc ...

Or wine and a gift certificate to a restaurant

I'm not too into the 'gag' gifts because they aren't useful and many people might be getting him that (?)

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