Need to find this Bridal Shower Poem!!

I went to a shower this weekend, and the MOG gave the future bride this poem, that coensided with cleaning products. It was SOOO cute. It went something like this:
'Bride- in this ERA of your life' (-give her a bottle of ERA laundry detergent); 'your husband will not always be Mr. Clean' (-give a bottle of Mr.Clean); If you need help, send out an SOS (-give a box of SOS brillo pads)
And it goes on and on with the different products.

Does anyone have a copy this poem, and the list of products to go along?? Thanks!!

I'd like to have it also for furture presents - FM me when you get it please! Thanks!

Here are a couple that I found:

Dear Bride's Name,
You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.

Poem 2
Dear 'bride's name',
It is only fair that we let you in on a little SECRET. (Groom's name) may be FANTASTIC but wait until you find out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that you and (Groom's name) will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

Thanks Lisa!!! The one they had on Sat was a combo of both, so I'll combine them and kind-of 'make my own'
Thanks a million!!!