New disease:
Got this in an email (its a joke..) read on ..
Warning from the Centers for Disease Control
THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about
>a
new,
highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced 'gonna re-elect
>him').
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
>4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from
>this
especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
>include,
but are not limited to, antisocial personality disorder traits;
>delusions
of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
>English
language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
>information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept
>responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
>misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of
>geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical
>theocracies;
>and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
>
>The disease is sweeping Washington.
>
>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
>malignant
>disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.
>
>Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting
>unusual lately.
>
Warning from the Centers for Disease Control
THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about
>a
new,
highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced 'gonna re-elect
>him').
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
>4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from
>this
especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
>include,
but are not limited to, antisocial personality disorder traits;
>delusions
of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
>English
language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
>information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept
>responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
>misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of
>geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical
>theocracies;
>and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
>
>The disease is sweeping Washington.
>
>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
>malignant
>disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.
>
>Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting
>unusual lately.
>
