New Jersey Barbies
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of 6 Models of Limited
Edition Barbie Dolls for the New Jersey Market :
Livingston Barbie- This princess Barbie is only sold at the Short Hills
Mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole 4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of
Kate Spade handbags and a Mercedes-Benz stretch limo. Options include
tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.
Newark! Barbie- This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun,
a
Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted
windows.
Hoboken Barbie- This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
car
or a souped up Hummer 2, which cruises until 2:00 am.
Caldwell Barbie- This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the !
Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full
time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.
South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light
and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's
ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper
stickers.
PLUS....Belmar - Seaside Barbie: This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving,
Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear 'white' pumps and walk
on the boardwalk without your heel falling between the boards while you
chase your Italian gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark
colored lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly nude color or no
fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with
assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white
barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped
with Bon Jovi and Springsteen CD's, Big can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 9
pre-paid tanning sessions, mirrored heart key-chain (won on the
boardwalk) engraved with your Italian boyfriend's name.
Edition Barbie Dolls for the New Jersey Market :
Livingston Barbie- This princess Barbie is only sold at the Short Hills
Mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole 4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of
Kate Spade handbags and a Mercedes-Benz stretch limo. Options include
tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.
Newark! Barbie- This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun,
a
Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted
windows.
Hoboken Barbie- This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
car
or a souped up Hummer 2, which cruises until 2:00 am.
Caldwell Barbie- This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the !
Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full
time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.
South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light
and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's
ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper
stickers.
PLUS....Belmar - Seaside Barbie: This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving,
Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear 'white' pumps and walk
on the boardwalk without your heel falling between the boards while you
chase your Italian gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark
colored lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly nude color or no
fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with
assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white
barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped
with Bon Jovi and Springsteen CD's, Big can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 9
pre-paid tanning sessions, mirrored heart key-chain (won on the
boardwalk) engraved with your Italian boyfriend's name.
