New Post!!!

How about we start a joke post?

I've got two:

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him!

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way - unique up on him!

Why couldn't the little pirate go see the new movie?

Because it was rated -arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Posted by beachbum05

Why couldn't the little pirate go see the new movie?

Because it was rated -arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Good one!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”

The teacher replies “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone”

To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

ooooooooooooooooooooo - dirty.

now the first few were cute but that wedding one was FUNNY!

HAHAHA

ooooo i'm gonna have to think of some...let me get my laffy taffy out

Now THAT was funny! Good one

A little grose but funny!!!!

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, 'Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!'

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, 'That's disgusting!'

Then the waitress says, 'You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts.'

I got a really nasty visual with that one!!!

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Pu a little boogie in it!!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

HAHAHHA Cute