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jennbaby Posted: Sep 27, 2003 07:41 PM+

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New Version of the New York City Math Exam -JOKE

New York City School Exam

CITY OF NEW YORK - REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME______________________________

GANG NAME________________________

1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest
of his hold?

2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day
must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

4) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100
for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more
Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

5) Raoul got 6 years for murder, He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

**Extra credit question: How much more time will he get for killing the ho
that spent his money??

6) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet , how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce
cans of spray paint?

7) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

8) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats
3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. if Bernie makes $700 a week
as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one weeks salary?

9) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads
his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away
will Billy be when he gets whacked?

REMEMBER: SAY NO TO DRUGS, GOOD LUCK & NO TALKING

OctBride05 Posted: Sep 27, 2003 08:33 PM+

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