New York Girls
> NEW YORK GIRLS:
>
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> their new wives duties.
> The first man had married a woman from Georgia
> and bragged that he had told his wife she was
> going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
> done at their house.
>
> He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
> to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
> The second man had married a woman from Alabama.
> He bragged that he had given his wife orders also that
> she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
> He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
> but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
> the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> The third man had married a girl from New York.
> He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
> the house cleaned,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
> meals on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn't see anything.
> The second day he didn't see anything,
> but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
> see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
> eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
> Got to love those New York girls
>
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> their new wives duties.
> The first man had married a woman from Georgia
> and bragged that he had told his wife she was
> going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
> done at their house.
>
> He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
> to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
> The second man had married a woman from Alabama.
> He bragged that he had given his wife orders also that
> she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
> He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
> but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
> the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> The third man had married a girl from New York.
> He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
> the house cleaned,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
> meals on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn't see anything.
> The second day he didn't see anything,
> but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
> see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
> eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
> Got to love those New York girls
