No fear...
Thought this was cute....
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
Sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, ***** appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
Calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's Ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So ***** walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
Aren't you afraid of me?' ***** asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked *****.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
all eternity?' persisted *****.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked *****.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, ***** asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of
me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
Sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, ***** appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
Calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's Ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So ***** walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
Aren't you afraid of me?' ***** asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked *****.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
all eternity?' persisted *****.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked *****.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, ***** asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of
me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
