No one is stepping up with a 7th Heaven recap??

wc0143 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:35 AM

No one is stepping up with a 7th Heaven recap??

I'm soooooo sad

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:37 AM

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Did anyone actually watch it, besides me?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:37 AM

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Wendy, just fake it! You're recap to LOST last week was awesome... and according to Heather...dead on!

wc0143 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:39 AM

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Yeah, but 7th Heaven is so much more complex than Lost ...

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:00 AM

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umm, not really

Here is pretty much what happened.

Rev & Mrs Camden butt into everyone's business. Everyone jumps to the wrong conclusions & spreads rumors while trying to hide thing they think will be juat tragic.

Ruthie tries to accept that there is a world outside minister-land where people have sex before marriage, and the other members of the family including hipocritical Simon nip any signs of her independence in the bud.

For lack of anything more creative, thw writers have Kevin sell his inaginary house so he & Lucy can stay in Candenville & have nosy family members run their lives.
Oh--and this weks newsflash--

Cops carry guns!!!!

This comes as a big shock to everyone & Kevin is is made to feel like he had been brainwashed by Charleton Heston.

Simon is sleeping with blond 'ho of the weeks & wants Matt to perscribe BC, which has to be illegal since he isn't a DOCTOR!!

At the end it is revealed that all the Camdens kids are covering for mary who has some big secret.
They lie & say she is having a 2nd babay, but as my husband said, 'really it is that she has a film career now & is never coming back to the show'

And as GH fans like to say on Soap Zone, this weeks W T F moment was . . .the twins are six??? Shouldn't they be more coherent by now?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:01 AM

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Posted by tourist
the twins are six??? Shouldn't they be more coherent by now?

or at least eating solid foods!

wc0143 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:03 AM

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They still acknowledge Mary's existence?? Did not know that!!

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:03 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by tourist
the twins are six??? Shouldn't they be more coherent by now?

or at least eating solid foods!

They need solid foods--they just suck out the brains of the other family members.

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:04 AM

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Posted by wc0143

They still acknowledge Mary's existence?? Did not know that!!

Yes, on weird & random occasions. It is kind of funny.
I think it should be a drinking game.

wc0143 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:05 AM

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Posted by tourist

Oh--and this weks newsflash--

Cops carry guns!!!!

This comes as a big shock to everyone & Kevin is is made to feel like he had been brainwashed by Charleton Heston.

But I gather, unfortunately, he didn't manage to shoot any of the Camdens?

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:09 AM

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Posted by wc0143

Posted by tourist

Oh--and this weks newsflash--

Cops carry guns!!!!

This comes as a big shock to everyone & Kevin is is made to feel like he had been brainwashed by Charleton Heston.

But I gather, unfortunately, he didn't manage to shoot any of the Camdens?

sadly. .no. . .but he 'almost' shot Simon & Matt according to RevCam ( although I missed that part) & then there was a lot of sneaking up on people which was supposed to show us that guns are bad, because everyone is so jumpy.

wc0143 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:10 AM

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Oh well ...

MonkeyLuv Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:10 AM

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So Simon is nailing YuckMouth from last week? And what's the BC deal? Mary needs it? for what?

Do the Camdens know they're like The People's Temple? And when will they start main-lining cyanide-laced kool-aid? Sweeps week next year?

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:24 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

So Simon is nailing YuckMouth from last week? And what's the BC deal? Mary needs it? for what?

Do the Camdens know they're like The People's Temple? And when will they start main-lining cyanide-laced kool-aid? Sweeps week next year?

no, the BC is for YuckMouth ( ok, we'll jsut go with that. . .)
ruthie apprently asked mary if she had any regrets, abstaign from sex & then gettign married young, presumably so she could have sex, & Lucyasked what her answer was & she said, 'well, ahve you spoken to Mary , latey' . . .so I think we are supposed to assuemshe is separated from her husband.

And yes- the cyanide Kool-Aid is probally being saved for the record 10th season!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:32 AM

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OMG...is it possible that 7th Heaven has realized that all this emphasis on marrying strangers and how evil sex is and the ineffectiveness of birth control is WRONG?

How are they going to spin it? Mary's still the bad daughter because she got married just to have sex? And cut her psycho parents out of her life?

tourist Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:57 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

OMG...is it possible that 7th Heaven has realized that all this emphasis on marrying strangers and how evil sex is and the ineffectiveness of birth control is WRONG?

How are they going to spin it? Mary's still the bad daughter because she got married just to have sex? And cut her psycho parents out of her life?

yup, probably.
Or else she isn't really separated, and it is just another false Camden rumor, or like Matt, she panicked, but Carlos willcoemto visit ( since Mary won't) and then the Reverand will fix it all.