NO SHOES FOR THE BLONDE!!

A young blonde woman was driving
through the Florida
everglades while on vacation. She
wanted to take home a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in
the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming
very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper said with a sly
smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go and give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in
hand. As he grinds his car to a stop, he sees a
huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her With
lightning
reflexes, the blond takes aim, shoots the
creature and hauls it
up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators, all
lying belly
up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and
manages to flip the gator onto
its back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward, she screams
in frustration:

'****! THIS ONE'S
BAREFOOT, TOO!'