No speakah de english

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time.'

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,' retorted the lady indignantly. 'In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . . '

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.'

I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.



eta: This just makes it funnier: FMIL forwarded this to me!!!

haha that is sooo hilarious, you are right, I did have to read it a second time

thats hysterical...i have to show this to my fh and his mom...they will get a kick out of it.

lol... I re-read it too.

I owe you $5 Nicole!

Goodness, that was so funny, I read it to DH...Now, i must read it to my mom

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Posted by jaclyncalderon

I think I owe you 5 bucks!

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So do I.

hilarious! Yes, I read it again

$$$$$

OMG it took me a few minutes to figure that out!!! Hysterical!

you're going to get some $$ off of this thread