What do you expect from such simple creatures! Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station, because this one's 'just too icky.' Same work-more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5,000--tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest, when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practi cally expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Everything on your face stays its original color. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for y ears, maybe decades Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives, on Dec. 24, in 45 minutes.
steph4777
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How true!
WithThisRing
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LOL SO TRUE
Jen_n_Dale
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Sunny
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jannshari
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Let's face it...there's at least one day every month that I'm sure most of us wake up and wish to ourselves that we had a penis instead of...our brains.
Maribelle7777
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So true EXCEPT:
Technically, we gals *can* become president. It's just that it's not happened yet!!
well either I say that or PIMP...which I always thought meant something COMPLETELY different
jannshari
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LOL...me too! Took me forever to figure it out and I'm usually good at figuring things like that out.
July2004Bride
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That is soooo true!!
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My response to this.,...LOL
What do you expect from such simple creatures! - just an excuse to not think
If we changed their last name they might forget it like they forget their rings or forget where they live...LOL
Wedding plans take care of themselves. - lazy bums
Chocolate is just another snack.- you will get fat, don't think we don't notice
You should not all think you can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. that does not mean you should
Car mechanics tell you the truth. - jerks dealing with jerks
The world is your urinal. - just plain nasty
Same work-more pay. - our day is coming
Wrinkles add character. - to me wrinkles still mean old
Wedding dress-$5,000--tux rental-$100. - if it were not for me wanting good pix you would wear that white t-shirt you wore to the water park
People never stare at your chest, when you're talking to them. - some of us do, at some of you hairy beast who needs a waxing
The occasional well-rendered belch is practi cally expected. - that does not mean you should share it with the rest of the world
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - another trick by men who design shoes
One mood, ALL the time. - give them some feelings we would have fuller prisons and pychiatric wards
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - b/c usually they are watching tv, so unlike us women they can't walk and chew gum, they cannot multitask
You know stuff about tanks. - that is where you should live, since you know so much about it
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - and you still expect me to pack for you
You can open all your own jars. - you are not using that brain power for thinking or talking might as well use it for opening jars LOL
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - we have to make you think, you are really doing something to benefit society LOL
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. - brain again, and lack of emotion, cannot even recognize a brush off
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. - more trick of the male dominated society, they can make our undies for $8.95 as well
Everything on your face stays its original color- not all of them.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough. - that does not mean you should not clean them or get new ones before we start seeing your foot thru the bottom
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - just giving you something else to do
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.- hey they say with age vision is the first to go
The same hairstyle lasts for y ears, maybe decades - afraid of change
Your belly usually hides your big hips. - get a girdle already, it is not attractive to us
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. - shows lack of taste and style
You can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife.- downright wrong and nasty, treat your hands right. Then you want to run your crusty hands all over our smooth bodies...LOL
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. - if you choose to, keep it trimmed
You can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives, on Dec. 24, in 45 minutes. - just plain lazy and thoughtless
