note to men at the bagel shop
Dear Bagel shop boys
I appreciate that when I walk in, all 10 of you go out of your way to help me, no matter how many other people are on the line. However, you should know that playing 'Promiscuous Girl' everytime I walk in will not make me any more likely to sleep with you, date you, or do anything more than throw my loose change in your tip cup, should the mood strike me.
Sincerely,
your Amor, your mami, your linda
the married woman down the street.
I appreciate that when I walk in, all 10 of you go out of your way to help me, no matter how many other people are on the line. However, you should know that playing 'Promiscuous Girl' everytime I walk in will not make me any more likely to sleep with you, date you, or do anything more than throw my loose change in your tip cup, should the mood strike me.
Sincerely,
your Amor, your mami, your linda
the married woman down the street.
