Now this is funny!

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,

'Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!'.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, 'Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!'

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

'What's so funny?' the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, 'Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!

Good one!

Some people!!!

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, 'I want to open a damn checking account.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'

'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!'

'I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.'

So saying that, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, 'What seems to be the problem here?'

'There's no damn problem,' the man says, 'I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!'

'I see,' says the manager, 'and this B*TCH is giving you a hard time?'

I LOVE IT